I asked sideburns if he would like some milk and he told me he’d rather have a beer

I asked sideburns if he would like some milk and he told me he’d rather have a beer

And yet I still want the Patriots to win…

And yet I still want the Patriots to win…

A window view of an office with a window view.

A window view of an office with a window view.

Ted Danson sighting at the local Chipotle. This is what it must feel like to live in Hollywood.

Ted Danson sighting at the local Chipotle. This is what it must feel like to live in Hollywood.

The Honorable Judge Beans.

The Honorable Judge Beans.

Extreme dimensions! It’s like falling out of an airplane in a movie theater!

Extreme dimensions! It’s like falling out of an airplane in a movie theater!

barackobama:

The President’s State of the Union address is only a couple weeks away. Don’t just watch alone with your dog—host a watch party to bring new people into the campaign where you live.

Don’t just watch alone with your dog-watch with a Obama cutout in the corner of room.
I can’t wait until I get drunk and purchase a cutout.
http://www.amazon.com/President-Barack-Obama-Life-Cutout/dp/B0016NK4UQ

barackobama:

The President’s State of the Union address is only a couple weeks away. Don’t just watch alone with your dog—host a watch party to bring new people into the campaign where you live.

Don’t just watch alone with your dog-watch with a Obama cutout in the corner of room.

I can’t wait until I get drunk and purchase a cutout.

http://www.amazon.com/President-Barack-Obama-Life-Cutout/dp/B0016NK4UQ

This Shit Better Stick (Taken with instagram)

This Shit Better Stick (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

thekittencovers:

David Meowie - Young Amerikittens…  (Happy Birthday DRJ!)

thekittencovers:

David Meowie - Young Amerikittens…  (Happy Birthday DRJ!)

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

SORRY FOR PARTYING!

A drunk Colorado woman punched an iconic $30 million painting and rubbed her bare buttocks on the artwork before collapsing in a heap and urinating on herself at a museum, the Denver Post reported.

pitchfork:

Watch the bloody new video for Youth Lagoon’s “July” directed by Tyler T Williams.