I want to know what these brand of shorts look like.
Use this so you can find semen on your bed or vegetables.
“Dammit, Timmy’s been masturbating on the tomatoes again.”
In the description, this product claims to be for the man that has everything. Yeah, the man that has everything but a personality that doesn’t require a silly hat.
For the person that has everything and does a lot of ecstasy.
For the person who thinks that having a iPhone belt holder is not quite cool enough.
My dog pen smells of rich mahogany and is filled with many leather bound chew toys.